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Happy Wednesday, the kind of week where ‘capital intensive’ no longer means a data center with a cold brew tap, but a shipyard with a production schedule. One company just raised $1.75B to turn autonomous warships into a repeatable manufacturing loop (20+ a year, like it’s 1943), while another raised $122B to make AI feel less like a product roadmap and more like a national grid, 900M weekly users, $2B monthly revenue, still unprofitable, and already drafting the vibes of an IPO prospectus.
Somewhere in the middle: chips, delivery robots, $3.5B worlds shutting down, and a reminder that sometimes the ‘janitor’ washing your mug is actually your boss, because culture is just ops with better PR.
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Seven bullets of updates
🚀 Shares jumped 13% as Nvidia’s $2B investment fuels the AI chip race and Marvell’s growth ambitions.
🚚 DoorDash and Greenoaks just dropped $200M more to help build autonomous delivery vehicles; also has now raised over $500M.
🎮 User-made worlds on this social gaming platform are shutting down after $3.5B valuation as Rec Room closes June 1.
💸 Microsoft faces a 23% stock plunge—the steepest since 2008—as doubts swirl over its AI moves and Copilot traction.
🌏 Microsoft will pour $1B+ into Thailand to boost cloud and AI infrastructure over two years, tapping rising regional AI demand.
🏋️♂️ Star athletes back a $575M round, fueling speculation about a possible $10B IPO on the horizon for fitness tracker startup.
🧵 Silicon Valley’s sneaker darling agreed to sell after a drop from a $4B IPO valuation to a $39M exit.
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Saronic is turning shipyards into software factories
Shipbuilding’s bottleneck isn’t steel; it’s doctrine. Saronic raises $1.75 billion to scale unmanned surface vessels, targeting 20+ ships a year by 2027 and lifting valuation to $9.25B.
The money funds supply chain and yards, including a potential “Port Alpha” in Texas, and rides a U.S. modernization push to counter China’s throughput. The bet is attritable mass: reconfigured hulls for autonomy at a fraction of legacy costs.
Execution risk moves to software integration and procurement tempo. Track time-to-water, unit cost, and mission autonomy across the autonomous vessel lineup (Spyglass, Corsair, 40‑ton marauder). If Franklin’s $300M expansion and a second yard hit schedule, the Navy buys options against Hormuz‑style chokepoints.
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Google doesn’t need your clicks anymore
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7 IPOs On Wall Street’s 2026 Watchlist
The 2026 IPO calendar is beginning to take shape - and it’s unusually concentrated.
Instead of a scattershot list of early-stage hopefuls, the pipeline includes a handful of large private companies, each dominating a different segment of the economy.
At one end of the spectrum sits a global connectivity network.
At another, the infrastructure powering enterprise AI.
There’s a digital finance platform generating margins that resemble software, not banking.
And a consumer ecosystem that reaches hundreds of millions of users each month.
No two look alike.
And they all bring unique standout qualities to the table.
Our analysts studied the field and selected the 7 IPO prospects they believe merit close attention heading into 2026…
And they’re all detailed in this new report:
The report is available free for a limited time, so secure your copy before it’s too late.
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🧼 Reed Hastings' "janitor" washing his cups was his boss—delivering a 4:30 a.m. lesson in servant leadership.
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OpenAI just moved the goalposts into orbit
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In a market supposedly closed to mega-rounds, OpenAI just moved the goalposts into low orbit. The company closed a record round of $122B at an $852B valuation, off the back of 900M weekly users and $2B in monthly revenue, while still losing money.
This is less a venture round than a sovereign-scale bet that foundation models are the new power grid. OpenAI’s own memo frames this as infrastructure, redirecting capital from experimental products (Sora, agents) toward the capex stack: compute, data centers, and enterprise use cases where LTV can justify GPU burn.
The raise signals looming IPO pressure: public-market scrutiny on unit economics, not just narrative. For everyone else in AI, this sets a harsher bar: either own a true wedge on top of this infrastructure, or get crushed by its falling cost curve.
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